恩,要不然我在扯扯犊子?
“哎呀,你别扯犊子了,你在这样下去,这就干脆叫扯犊子算了,你还不更新正片,光弄这个,想死啊!你不怕掉粉啊。”
哎呀,不要这样啦,不就是要听故事么?我再来一遍。
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啪啪啪(打脸)
在瓦罗兰大陆的北方,有一个部落。这种部落呢有两个特点,一族人的身体非常好,一个打10个。二特别危险,出门两只胳膊,回家搞不好就一只了。这种部落脱离了城市,不被战争锁干扰。大约在英雄联盟成立的30多年前,那时候的泰达米尔还是个熊孩子,除了整天在门口玩泥巴,就是撩妹了。但是呢,很不巧,那时候正好是诺克萨斯崛起的时候。一次,诺克萨斯大规模的进攻这里,很快族人几乎都挂了,泰达米尔躲在他父母的尸体地下才避免了死亡,但是因为这次事故,让他的性格不在是个孩子,而变成了一个凶残的人。过了很多年,长大后的泰达米尔,凶狠的眼神,健硕的肌肉,饥渴的大,哔——咳咳,哦不,是大刀。从百米之外你就能察觉到,这个人不好惹。好了,就到这里,咱们白白。